I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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