Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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