i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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