I'm going to jail i love you
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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