Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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