do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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