So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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