Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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