maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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