You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Cover your peen. We're going out.