The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.