Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
