Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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