how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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