Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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