great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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