I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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