This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos