do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.