I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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