Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
last night I used snow as a chaser
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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