My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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