its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
my liver is dry heaving
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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