I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he puts the penis in happiness.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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