Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Drake has all the answers
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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