It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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