We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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