i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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