she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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