problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens