Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.