wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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