hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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