Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
In America we eat man semen.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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