dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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