What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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