The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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