My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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