idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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