i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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