wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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