I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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