Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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