they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
where are you?
Hypothermia
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
