if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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