After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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