What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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