Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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