So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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