i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
