me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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