when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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