Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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