your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
