My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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