I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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