U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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