you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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