i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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