before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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