he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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