Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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